Tori, your local bipolar, reviews meds part 2

dumbgaymedreviews:

Prozac: Wow, okay. Life is good. Life is great. I want a tattoo. I want to go skydiving. I am Jesus.
Seroquel: If you haven’t slept in a week, you’re about to sleep for two.
Abilify: Do you like shaking uncontrollably and constant restlessness? Do you like to listen to people call your antipsychotic an antidepressant? This is the drug for you.
Lamictal: Rash. Death. Horror.
Vistaril: You’re so dizzy that you forget you were having an existential crisis.
Trileptal: Slight change in mood swings, not so slight amount of acne.
Lexapro: You’re gonna feel slightly less sad in about four years.
Cogentin: Good stuff. Wait, is it good? Who knows? I have no memory after it
Risperdal: Suddenly I’m a tired asexual.
Ativan: You think you’d get high but really you just get less anxious.
Lithium: My lord and savior
Zoloft: I’m a very happy zombie
Vraylar: uncontrollable movement. Increased hallucinations. Should be called “psychotic” not “antipsychotic”
Latuda: 1,000 a month for a little less command hallucinations (there’s a jingle too)
Eskalith: Hipster lithium. Thinks it does more than lithium, but it just lasts longer.

Klonopin: eight hours of bliss